I am usually a reasonable reviewer. I tend to judge films based on their merit
and not on my poorly acquired preconceptions.
Yet; all reasonability aside, I hate Avengers: Age of Ultron. It’s nothing personal, I hate every
super-hero movie now; overexposure has made me terribly biased.
And you know what the worst part is? There has been scarcely a bad super-hero
movie released in theaters over the past 5 years. It’s gotten to the point that when I do see a
legitimately bad Super-Hero flick, I get excited because I can actually give
logical reasoning to my hatred, and bash the film uninhibited.
So be warned: I tried as hard as I could to be objective,
but I think it’s fair to say that I wanted Avengers: Age of Ultron to be bad
when I walked into the theater today. So
if you’re a screaming Marvel fan-boy, you might want to read somebody else’s
review.
Avengers: Age of Ultron is a very average super-hero flick;
and it’s very below-par for Marvel Studios.
It’s just passable; an entertaining diversion. Will most people be satisfied with it? I suppose.
But after the quirky-entertaining Guardians of the Galaxy and the legitimately
great Captain America
2; Avengers 2 feels like a failed follow up.
And it’s not just worse than recent Marvel films, its worse
then its immediate predecessor, the first Avengers flick. It isn’t as funny, as entertaining or as
emotionally punchy. Lately it’s seemed
like each subsequent Marvel Studios flick has topped the last, but Age of
Ultron is a definite step backwards.
By itself, Age of Ultron is a totally passable
hero-picture. It’s got a suitably evil
villain, a pseudo-likable cast of heroes, and plenty of high-tension action
sequences. Really the movies biggest
problem is that the plot is too thin.
The screenwriters tried to push a lot of elements into this
script. There are three new heroes, a
new villain, a subplot for all seven or eight of the original characters, and
four or five action sequences.
Also: the movies plot sets up
future Marvel releases, has an obligatory Stan Lee cameo and still finds time to
interject plenty of Joss Whedon’s humor into the dialogue.
While all of those things might seem like good things to
have in a movie, when you try and put all of them in equally, your movie feels
overstuffed and unfocused. The movie
keeps a good pace, and has a fun sense of humor so you’re never bored, but you’re
never particularly invested either. One
of the dozen or so main characters dies in the end, and it’ll leave you pretty
much totally unaffected. The movie is
all mass with no weight.
If you really want to keep following this whole “Marvel
Cinematic Universe” thing that’s going on, then Avengers 2 is clearly a must
see; but if all you want is a diverting
action-flick with super-heroes, there are definitely better ones out
there. You’d probably get just as much
pleasure out of watching the first Avengers a second time then you would from
watching Avengers: Age of Ultron; They’re
practically the same movie.