NOTE: as many of you undoubtedly know, Penguins of Madagascar was released about two and a half weeks ago. I apologize for reviewing a movie that has been out for so long, but it was either this or The Pyramid, which isn't even getting a full release. My logic was that it was better late then never to review Dreamworks latest!
I am in no way a hater of family films, but I do require
something of them that I think many in our culture seem to ignore, namely: quality; And not just children’s level quality either,
children will laugh at a lot of stupid stuff.
No, I want a movie to work as both an entertainment piece for children
and adults alike; A so called “kids
movie” has to work on two levels to really get a pass from any audience, which
in some ways makes the genre more difficult then say an R-rated crime comedy
like The Wolf of Wall street. But I
still hold firm to my belief that a family film must be more then just
obnoxious kiddy hypnosis.
The Penguins of Madagascar, I’m sad to say,
qualifies as said “kiddy hypnosis.” It’s
a film of uninspired and over-bridled lunacy with some very lackluster comedy
thrown into the mix for good measure.
I can’t really say the film is terrible: It has a cohesive narrative, well organized
character arcs and some pretty vivid animation as well. Yet there isn’t really much in the picture
that springs out as particularly good either.
That cohesive narrative I mentioned was kind of hum-drum, those arcs I
mentioned lacked any humor or subtlety and that animation failed in almost
every way to live up to this movies vertical predecessor, Madagascar 3.
The Penguins of Madagascar should have been edited down to a
40 minute television special, or even better, an eleven minute episode of that
obnoxious Penguins of Madagascar TV show on Nickelodeon. I felt like I was being talked down too
through out the films runtime, and I will probably have forgotten all about the
films plot and characters long before you read this. It does not feel like they really had the
penguin themed material required for a full length motion picture, and what
they come up with simply doesn’t feel worthy enough of the animation that it is
played to, or even the cinema that I watched it at. It’s not a terrible movie, but neither are
most Hallmark films and if you paid ten bucks to see one of those at the movie
theater you’d probably be ticked off as all heck.
It’s not funny.
Almost all of the jokes fall flat, and among the few that don’t only one
actually made me laugh out loud. Compare
this to lovable movies like Muppets Most Wanted or Madagascar 3, those movies knew how
to get both visual and verbal humor across to kids and parents alike. Alas The Penguins of Madagascar have not such
a skill.
When I look at the core of it I’m not sure that The Penguins
have enough personality or humor in them to pull of an entire film regardless
of how hard the filmmakers try. Yes,
they are quite funny in the Madagascar
movies, but they just don’t have the heart or creativity to be the center of a
ninety minute feature. Nobody needed a
movie like this.
That said: The Penguins of Madagascar isn’t nearly as bad as
I’m making it out to be; but it’s not worth seeing; not even if you have little
kids. Big Hero 6 is still in theaters,
and How to Train Your Dragon 2 is out on DVD, so watch one of those with your
kiddos instead. Your kids might enjoy
the rudimentary humor and plot of this doofy penguin flick, but wouldn’t you
rather watch a family movie the whole family can enjoy? Only check this out if your some kind of
strange hardcore penguin/Madagascar enthusiast, or a lobotomized monkey.
Thanks for reading! Come back next week for more awesome movie fantasticness and frivolity. TTFN, Ta-Ta For Now!
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